23 March, 2010

Thank you, Eric!




America[n healthcare]: FUCK YEAH!

Some happy shareholders yesterday... THANKS OBAMA!

The rich get richer

And the poor get fucked, OVER AND OUT

Mr. President, thanks also for the HUGE surge in tactical equipment sales!

You're really brining us into a new era!

"To be perfectly honest, I would think it was weirder if most people didn’t entertain thoughts of suicide.

The majority of people aren’t sad because there is something wrong with their brain. They are sad because their lives suck. But rather than admit that to themselves, they run to the Doctor and beg for a diagnosis that alleviates their personal responsibility in this regard. After all, if a man in a white coat tells you’re broken, you never have to worry about fixing yourself. The sad reality is that they’ll spend the rest of their lives switching medications and wondering why nothing they take works and cures their disease. Never once do they consider that the disease is their life and true healing will come once attempts are made to repair it.

If you are sad right now, I want you to consider that perhaps there is nothing wrong with you. Perhaps you are seeing things the way they ought to be seen. Maybe there is just something wrong with the world right now? Instead of popping some pills in the hopes that they will put us on a perpetual even keel, maybe instead we should figure out what is wrong with our society…and fix it."

12 March, 2010

Ortega



Don't think it's all OC – all the time – there are surprises everywhere . . .



Trying not to fall . . . fail!




Sunrise over Shrooms





"I'm Back"



MacGyvered with a broken saw blade...



"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"

02 March, 2010

Impress your nerdy 'mac' friends

"Apple - Shift - Four"

Please notice that if you decide to click on the following link, it will reroute you not to an article titled "Apple Key" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_key]; instead, you'll see "Command Key". Big deal.

"Apple - Shift - Four"



If you're on a newer Macintosh, notice that you don't even have an apple symbol on your keyboard anymore. Sad as it is, I refuse to say "Command"

"Apple - Shift - Four"

Have you tried this key combination yet? Try them, all at once. "Apple - Shift - Four." I show this to many of my clients the first time I meet them: it empowers them to take control of their computer's underpinnings, one feature at a time.



"Apple - Shift - Four"

If you're on Leopard, you'll have a bunch of pictures on your desktop - "Picture 1" the first one, "Picture 2" and so on
Snow Leopard users will have pictures with the date and time stamp. I don't know the exact format, because, well, I hate Mac OS 10.6 with a passion. . . DVDV

I am going to be the dominant male and you to be my submissive anything-to-please-daddy fuck-slut



An Insight of Humanness



Brilliant