28 April, 2010

FWPD -3



Another one bites the dust...

Having been harassed by FWPD, I couldn't be happier. Inspired is probably a better word... I have eleven months left to pursue...

"If you're going to swim with sharks, don't carry bait." -- FW Police Chief's words to me about legally carrying a gun.

16 April, 2010

So, you moved next door to a Nuclear Power Plant...




Oh, PS, it's less than ten miles from about three major faults!


Certainly pretty, nestled in Pendleton...

09 April, 2010

National Awesomeness

08 April, 2010

Black Goddess of the Beach



Because I missed the 7.2 Mexicali quake...



I decided to try something new. Yes, I went to the beach and conquered my fear of fungi with a swiss and hummus sandwich (and lots of pulpy OJ - mmm!). Photoshop CS4 content-aware-scaling and warp editors are just about the most amazing thing ever, because minus some jailbait that snuck into my experience for about two hours of this trip, I really did see Orion staring at me through the all-encompassing color. And this really is an accurate interpretation of some of the more colorful experience. Simply, amazing.


Enjoy; with caution:

Running through fresh sand . ' . ' . ' . '

Discovering its warmth ||||_

Squishing gritted fingers.

Giggling as synesthesia presents an unsuspecting perspective.

The colored ocean zooming past your ears, just clipping the inion.

Fading in to slumber - WAKE UP

WAKE UP - They're on to you!

"Just make sure to drink water ever ten minutes . . ."

What time could it be now? How does it take ten colors to just get a sip? A sip of that dew?

I don't the Pacific Express really cared too much, either.

Dancing. Laughing. Singing.

Obviously more important things to gaze at . . .

Horses bridled against sand, erupting with each crashing wave. . .

Knowing ya'll laughed, as did we!