
Even without revenue, I have finally succeeded in a fully anonymous world of Google frontpage elites! I now have five completely unrelated articles that show up within the first page of results for some fairly common search terms (so, yeah, fourth from the *bottom* is pretty serious business o_0).
Almost half of visitors to this blog (46%) download
this image. Unfortunately for the men of the world (aren't most bloggers women?),
this picture consistently has the lowest traffic on my site, with 1 view last month (no, I don't mind if this will
help spread the good word).

So, hello World!

Enjoy the next hour (or don't click on any links and you'll show up as "less than five seconds"). Or close the window within five seconds...