I am so glad that 'jailbait' beat out 'james franco'…

The Rally to Restore FEAR (and/or sanity)

Thank you, Miss Stranger, for letting me awkwardly attempt to take your picture over ~40 seconds - IT WORKED!

Related trivia from katsujinken:TIL: "pot" is a Dutch slang word for lesbian.


Sneaking up behind Waldo AND Carmen SanDiego - what is the reward for the capture of BOTH?!


A hand-scrawled reddit alien -- apparently enough to get a group shot pictured on Comedy Central! Thanks, ingenuity of UC Davis!


A sign, of sorts...

A Skulk of Foxes

Torgny - "Big Day" from TORGNY on Vimeo.

Enjoyed our big day!

There were Oceans, once...

Detective Thorn: Turn the air conditionerd way up!

Shirl: Way up! We'll make it as cold as winter used to be!



Enjoy your shrimp.

Do you know what happens to pretty German boys like you that go to jail?

Your ass will end up hurting for a week:

Hyperbole and a Half

You should definitely check this chick out. I really enjoy her multiframe comics, particularly when single frames can stand their own:

Dan Savage TELLS IT LIKE A BOSS

"You will have fights, you will have arguments, you will have knock-down, drag-out situations. All relationships involve it."



"… I know you hate that face so much right now, but later you might blow a load down that throat … Don't let people tell you sex isn't important –– to instead focus on the X, Y's, & Z's of life. Sex allows X, Y, & Z to happen…"

Well, OK but...

Full Body Scanners began making their first appearances the beginning of 2004 - American Science and Engineering is DEFINITELY a stock to watch (with the rollout of 500 back scatter machines)!


You can opt out of the scanner AND request same-gendered screeners

D.oes A.nybody R.eally E.xpect progress?

"Police say in this instance, the nine year old boy did the right thing. This is a fine example of the D.A.R.E. program working."



If Proposition 19 passes out here in California, it will officially become a crime to medicate in the privacy of your own home if you have children living in the house. CPS can and WILL take your kids, just for lighting up. Partying like it's 1984 out in the Golden State!

Let's wait 'til Richard works out the kinks for 2012

So, you made Perez Hilton...

Yes, I bought a copy, supporting my former classmate. Again, Katherine--honey--, we need to have this phone call soon. I'll buy the drinks (I'm half Danish?). I'm glad you beat me in the race to publish something, but... avez-vous fait écrire cela?

Welcome to TSA Screening: The best Amateurs site around!

...and this guy is a fucking pilot, for Christ's Sake!


I honestly had a judge tell me once: "Mr. TTMMGWTF?!?, the fact that you withheld your social security number from a police officer, who then issued you a citation for failing to use turn signals on your bicycle, shows me that you care more about yourself than you do about the safety and well-being of those around you."



Put me on that No Fly List! Let's put an end to government-sanctioned child abuse!

Quite the mistake, eh, Canada?

"You are being detained, not because you're under arrest, but because you're under investigation for loitering in your own front yard."

Just in case you forgot, there was still that big oil spill a few months ago, and YES, Canada suspended your rights for the G20.



"I commend the other officers for doing their jobs. It's that one... right there."

I just moved to Northern California, Sequoia...

So I guess my question would have to be: how haven't you discovered me?

Thank you, ladies...

Best new slang phrase of the year: "Bikini Bridge"

Best new subreddit of the year: /r/BikiniBridge.

Oh yes, let's keep our screwing educational.

Mouse Party

Party on, Utah Genetics Lab!

Poor no. S234Z... yeah, little guy, you drag that joint.

It was a privilege and honor to have invaginated with you, good sirs...

A lawyer, soldier, and stoner walk into a morgue. Two of them agree, the third is the 'dumbest smart guy they know.'


Photo Credit: Meredith Bennett, DO


Photo Credit: Rachelle Durand, DO


Photo Credit: Shwetha Chagala, DO


Photo Credit: Rachelle Durand, DO

Would like to point out that although these men wore dresses this powderpuff day, it was the ladies that scored big time (I think they won, if memory serves correct)...


Photo Credit: ??, [Can you imagine hacking up flesh with this laughter egging you on?]

Ed, J.D., Big Mike, and Michael Scott :: man what an amazing opportunity ! still, fantastic!

Oh fond, fond memories. Oh sleepless, thankless nights. Oh happy, post-test binges. Oh inspiration, guidance and health - fearful, lost and scared.

Anybody wanna trade some Lumbar OMM for a plane ticket, complete with super-relaxed vacation? The only thing is, you gotta be good -

A Central Texas Monarchy

A combination of Wiki material with WTFblog-worthy touchup job.

I grew up a peasant amongst the hippiedom that is Austin. I never realized its crux.



Bats have nothing on flutterbyes (when it comes to October and November, at least). Were I in Austin, a glimpse into the crick-crackling prairies:


©PBS - A scene at the Trans Mexican Volcanic Belt Pine Oak Forest

So go ahead and support your state insect, Texas! Save them from water puddles and keep kitty locked up (only if she's feeling frisky).

Soaked in Color

I watched the sun set from this point tonight.


Simon Christen and I must have gazed from this same perch. But I downhilled it on my 29er...

When I got home, this video found its way in to my head. Here are some more.

A Copy, stop | pots, ypoC A

Thanks aperson