Twenty Seconds to Destruction

I believe in crashing and burning in the place you love…

And if the high didn't solve whatever it was that was getting you down, [pot] could at least help you laugh at the worlds ongoing folly and see through all the hypocrisy and bullshit and cheap moralism.

-- B Obama

I dedicate this happy moment to Nathan, whom I met with trees some January afternoon. Fucking Craigslist. Fucking friends. Enjoy her. Enjoy her while that heart bleeds serenity…

Did you this, Denver?

SxSW – pretty awesome – needed break – Probably

Downtown Hayward

Sitting at A Bistro
420 Palomaro Way


Don't forget to vote, my Illinois brethren...

The Drunkest Cities in America:
1. Milwaukee, WI
2. Fargo, ND
3. San Francisco, CA
4. Austin, TX
5. Reno, NV



My beacon! My beacon! Atop Twin Peaks, I cruise past the financial district laughing, boots on, flextime on – Herb Caen once wrote, “I keep waiting for it to stalk down the hill and attack the Golden Gate Bridge.” Thanks, Wikipedia

Herb Caen once wrote, “I keep waiting for it to stalk down the hill and attack the Golden Gate Bridge.”

Wuthering Frights

What would happen if Google failed?

Thought-provoker of the day…

Tasko de Conejo

Jon Salmon is brilliant:

Me, not so much…

Internet Famous

You know that meeting where you're sitting at a venture capitalist's table... no, not the one where you're naked and everybody is laughing!

How about the one where you're sitting with a Sillicon Valley startup, one that's been receiving a lot of attention lately, talking about all-things-Apple, and somebody happens to mention an article you wrote about a year ago... What do you do?

More strangely, you're at a bar with some friend-of-the-band, and she asks for your URL (strange, but weirder things have happened); upon typing t-h-i-n-g-s-t-h-a-t-m-a-d-e-m-e-g-o-w-h-a-t-t-h-e-f-u-c-k, you notice that you are already bookmarked on her MacBook Pro: "it's my boyfriend's." sure. Please just flatter me.

You already did…