Probably made cookies

...drips some goodness.

She probably just sucked ten dicks...

Vandy is pretty much the Harvard of the South...

Tosh.0
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Piddlyfuck, a writer.

Yves Marchand & Romain Meffre

We check each others' blogs, weekly. According to Alexa, I have single youtube videos that generate more traffic than her cynicisms across multiple countries and countless men... heck, even this shitty collection of thoughts writes ahead in ranking. And I am not the writer - psychoface - still, I check...

So in the sake of fairness, I'll re-iterate the wisdom of Twin:

Don't quit your [next?] day job.
Congratulations, you've made it to 'here' (now what, is what)!
Every generation toys with becoming a writer.
Your critics are the ones telling you they support you and love you.
Breathe. Relax. Try not to fuck up.


Remember to count your petals and dot your tease.


Saying goodbye to New York

And don't forget to write. We love you.

Hightower Report

Is this baby cute enough?

In case you don't receive imaged texts

Quite possibly the smallest world ever: we worked in the same place in college [for the same person] & met outside a club in SF four and eight years later... yesterday, a spark.

Riding silver bicycles as a little black mon...

This is the most well-executed, thought-out & written-about-in-a-novel joke I've heard in the past few years (and it's just the end of part 3/6).


Blackmon tells it like it is, mon...

Hilariously enough, I was once detained by the Nashville Metro Police Department matching a suspicious persons report for "A black man on a silver bicycle." Pictured, below:


The judge, however, decided that the police did have probable cause to arrest & search me. That's judicial activism for yah..!

I'm throwing your complaint against the city of Nashville out because you simply should have given this cop your social security number. The fact that you would put your own privacy concerns over the well-being of the community shows me you have a complete disregard for authority. [I wrote the check out for not using my turn signals at a residential stop sign to The Tyrannus Nashville Metro. They cashed it & it cleared ACH. Amazing.]

...in addition to banning my favorite blunt wraps, Obama has had quite the streak..!

Been there...

...done that. Why is internal affairs still part of the police departments?

I'm curious if he qualifies...

Oh yeah, little honk. Evictions, buhbye...

Doctor Good Stuff, Son!

Eclectic collection, an understatement...

Nipply-twists (I don't remember this)

Bro

But I definitely remember this.

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All photos ©Rich Lee, but I did anyway