Arduino Work-around...

Probably not worth it..?

Slivered creeper.

Any reasonable police officer should have noticed I wasn't black, nor riding a silver bicycle.
Oh you needed my SSN because you were power-trippin' @ 5'3"? NOPE.
Result: my only conviction, for failure to use indicators while riding a bicycle. Yeah, fuck that judge.

Your refrigerator is running...

My favorite DefCon XX speaker.

Developers, PLEASE MAKE YOUR DEFAULT PASSWORD PULL FROM THE MAC ADDRESS.

Installers, PLEASE CHANGE DEFAULT PASSWORDS.

Users, PRAY.

The new upper middle class, dear SysAdmin Lords.